Dreams do come true

For a long time I have had two dreams. To visit the Maaemo restaurant in Oslo and stay at Grand Hotel. I´ve always said that you have to be careful with what you wish for, wishes may come true. For my 35th birthday I have been invited to one of the best restaurants in world. Yes, the Maaemo ( I cannot wait!) and I just stayed at Grand Hotel. Okay, it wasn´t the Grand Hotel in Oslo, it was a hotel in Viljandi, but it is “Grand Hotel” and I didn´t specify in my dreams which Grand Hotel I ment. So, my dreams have come true. Now I wish for 48 000 euros.

I do not remember the last time I was in Viljandi, I´m not even sure if I have been there at all (I mean visiting the town, not just passing through). I took a bus from Tartu, it is 70 kilometres from Tartu and enjoyed the ride. It´s not too often we take time to look around. A 1h bus trip gave me the oppertunity to take a look at part of South Estonia. From Viljandi bus station it was max 5 minutes walk to the hotel.

I was so surprised that during this first five minutes Viljandi seemed so charming. When you are from Estonia, you know Viljandi has a bit of a bad reputation, at least when I was young(er). It was called a Town-Where-To-Get-Beaten-Up. I really hope this has changed, because it would be such a shame. I fell in love with Viljandi. During the first 5 minutes! It didn´t seem to be a town where I could get my ass kicked.

I wondered on the streets of this cozy little town and before I had realised I had came to my destitation. As this blog is quite new, you probably don´t know that I am facinated by arhcitecture and history, so at the moment I first saw the hotel I knew it was my cup of tea. I googled its history and found out that the building was completed in 1938 and was named Esimene Viljandi Esinduslokaal(‘The First Representative Place in Viljandi’) or EVE.  I love classical grandeur and hotels finished to details. I looked around hoping to see Hercule Poirot reading newspaper in the hotel lobby while waiting for Hastings. I probably just missed them…

 

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Photo from hotel homepage

I was planning on going for a little tour in Viljandi and really take maximum of the “mombie´s day off” (how wonderful it is to have babysitters for a change!) but I suddenly got a work assignment with short deadline, so instead of a mini vacation it became a work trip, but I am not complaining when working conditions are like this.

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Strange pose for working? Agree. But at the moment I am admiring the view from the mirror;)

I locked my self to the room and started working, but to keep my sanity I went for a short walk. I didn´t make it too far, because on the same street there were 2 second hand shops and I LOVE second hand. The prices were good, the clothes selection so my cup of tea. Probably because of Art Academy in town, my sister later said – she may be right, but there was actually something for everyone. From a disco babe to old wannabe hipster like me. For 23,50 euros I got a black dress, pants, cardigan and boots. Note to self: do not throw away old boots before you are sure the ones from second hand are okay. The next morning I found out that the zippers on both boots are damaged, but for 6 euros the boots were fixed in Tartu and now I am happy again.I  almost bought a bag for seven euros as well, but it was a fake Mulberry and although I really liked the bag, I felt I am too old for a fake bag. If you cannot afford a real one, at my age you don´t need a fake one.

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Second hand from top to toe

I was feeling hungry and I know every one recommends to eat at Fellin restaurant, so my choice was to eat there, but talk about bad luck. They had a break from 16 to 17 and it was 16:28, I could have walked around for half an hour, but I thought about the work assignment and headed back to the hotel. For my bad luck also the hotel restaurant opened from 18, but that´s okay I thought. I will work for 1,5 hours and then enjoy a nice dinner as an award. The restaurant looked really nice.

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Photo from hotel home page

When I next time looked at the watch, it was 6 minutes past nine. Way too late to eat(and the restaurant was opened until 22 anyway). I had totally lost track of time. Such a shame. Especially when I the next morning saw the breakfast. Last time I was so impressed by breakfast at Cru Hotel in Tallinn Old town and you kind of expect good breakfast from a hotel with one of the best restaurants in Estonia, but the breakfast in Viljandi was even better. So I have to tell you the best breakfast I have had in Estonia so far, is at Grand Hotel Viljandi. Sushi and sparkling wine was one thing, but I was mostly impressed by a eggs and bacon. The sunny side up egg was bright yellow and just perfect!

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As I was not finished with my assignment last night I had to continue working during breakfast as well. But can you complain with working conditions like this?

After the breakfast I walked to bus station to go back to Tartu, where a “cultural package” with theatre and coctails were waiting for me. I left Viljandi feeling relaxed, although for 90% of the time I had been working. Grand Hotel Viljandi is definately the place where to stay when visiting Viljandi. Either it´s for a romantic getaway or a work trip.

The hotel is located at Tartu 11 / Lossi 29, Viljandi. Their Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/GrandHotelViljandi

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you get for 12 euros?

Me and my backpack suddenly had to take a quick trip to Estonia. The last minute plane tickets from Oslo to Tallinn cost like I was trying to book a round the world trip and I was feeling quite desperate. Thank God, Ryanair saved the day and I got the tickets for me and the backpack (and my 2yrs old daughter) for reasonable price. Although,  for this price in any other time I could take 4 round trips to Tallinn.

Don´t get me wrong, I have nothing against Ryanair as a company, for me it doesn´t really matter what company I am using, the only problem with Ryanair is, that it departes from Rygge airport, which is twice as far as Gardermoen, and the flight arrives to Tallinn at 21.05. When you start travelling at noon and arrive late at night, it is one looooong day. Especially when travelling with a kid. And our Estonian home is approximately 45 minutes drive from the airport. I was feeling desperate again. How to we get there so late?

The only reasonable choice was to stay at a hotel in Tallinn. I know very many good hotels in Tallinn, but when you´re just staying for the night, arriving late and leaving early it´s kind of dumb to pay for an excellent room with a view to the towers of Old Town. So, I decided to book us a room with the best available price, the only requirment except price was location. Center Hotel was the hotel with best price (starting from 12 euros) and max 10 minutes walk from the city center. If you think I wasn´t scared when I chose this hotel, you´re wrong. I read the feedback from customers…well, it wasn´t too positive.

I cannot say I am too picky when it comes to accomodation and when travelling I  have stayed in very modest hotels, but of course I prefer as much luxury as possible (who doesn´t, right?) Center hotel is far from luxury, but I swear it is nothing to be afraid of either. I mean, when booking a 2stars hotel you know what to excpect. I wasn´t surprised, not in a good or a bad way. It was a totally normal hotel. The room was tidy and bed comfortable. The only thing I would do is change the cover blankets of the beds. These could need a fresh-up and it would give the room a totally different look. A fresher and nicer look. Otherwise I have no complains to the room. But if possible ask for room with windows to the back yard. Me and my daughter were sleeping like rocks, but I heard some ladies talking about the traffic noice early in the morning. I don´t think it would bother me though, because my daughter wakes up at 6 anyway. I guess it may be the same time when Tallinn starts to wake up.

The breakfast was modest and I must be honest I thought to skip coffee, because I am very picky when it comes to coffee and nothing ruins my day like a bad coffee. But you know what? Coffee was so good that I had 3 cups of coffee!

To conclude. This is the type of hotel you choose when you are travelling on low budget or just need a place for stay like we did. I have told once before that people are so different, expect different things and have so different opinions, that the feedback never is 100% to trust. I am not saying this hotel is my firts pick for a romantic getaway, but for a stay like this – it´s okay. And okay is what you get for 12 euros a night.

Center hotel located in the center of Tallinn. Narva mantee str 24 / F.R. Kreutzwaldi 2

 

 

 

 

That annoying shop in Lillehammer*

There is this one shop on main street in Lillehammer you just cannot miss. The “Folk og Røvere”  shop.  It is especially hard to miss it at the moment when it looks like a ginger bread house. Or a house from Hansel and Gretel fairytale?  What a genious idea for Christmas I thought when I first saw this. Absolutely fabulous. A part of me applauded for their creativity and the other part was green of envy.  As you have understood I also have a small shop in Lillehammer and we all try to do our best to get the customers, but I must honestly say that no one comes even near Folk og Røvere when it comes to creative thinking. l absolutely adore what they are doing. But you do understand why I say they are annoying? Their tough girls, hard competition to beat.

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But there is more to this shop than an amazing exterior. At the moment you walk into the shop, you fell in love. It’s the atmosphere, the aura, the feeling, the smell. Everything is perfect. A cozy and a bit perfectly messy little interior and clothes, gifts shop. Yes, yet again I have to say “annoyingly perfect”.

Oh, and when it comes to goods, I think I am safe to say they also have the best choice in town. Okay, Cathinkas Stue and Spot also have a great choice of women’s clothes, but when it comes to childrens fashion – no one can beat this little shop.

I cannot wait to show you the absolutely adorable pink coat Britt Ida got from her Norwegian grand aunt! It was -70% off and for 540 kroner we got a coat that makes every little girl a Fashionista. Now we only miss a hat, a scarf, shoes, dress, skirt, shirt from this shop;) Note to self: buy lottery. woman. It doesn’t help praying for that million on lotto if you don’t buy the ticket!

So, when in Lillehammer, this is the place to visit if you love nice (and a bit pricy) things. You probably will not miss the shop anyway, when you walk on the main street, but just in case, here’s also the address. Storgata 48.

*I hope you all understand that the “annoying” is not in any ways ment to offend or hurt anyone, but a compliment from a competitor;)

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When the shop looks like made of cookies and candies…

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…this can happen

Football is better than sex

There is a song in Estonia, which states that football is better than sex. I’ve never understood this statement, you cannot compare something so boring with something so enjoyable. If they’d sing “food is better than sex”, then I’d agree. At least after yesterday’s visit to Hvelvet restaurant on Stortorget Lillehammer.
I actually owe you a review from December when we were there first time to try the lutefisk menu. It was just beautiful and I felt a bit bad that I had said there is no good restaurants in this town. But there is. The one standing majestetically on the market place, appropriately for an house which used to be a Norwegian Bank.
Now during the Youth Olympics they have a special menu with the finest ingredients and tastes of Norway. It can be served as 3,5 or 7-cours dinner, accompanied with the best selection of wines (wine menu costs extra).
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As a starter we had a creme soup of Earth Apple with Fenalår. This was a soup of Masterclass. So delicate and tasteful. I would say devine. The downside of it was that we didn’t order extra food for Ida (unfortunately the had french fries and sausages for children) and as she usally does not eat much, we decided to share our food with her. She refused to share the soup with us. And you know what they say, when a child loves food? Then it really must have been good!
For main course I had “skrei” – the king of Cod as it is known worldwide. The pearly white fish from Lofoten together with cauliflower pure, risoni and marinated onions was beyound belief. It was a perfect combination of tastes. The sour in onion with Riesling which was served with this dish, was a bit like tasting heaven.
My husband had a honeyglazed duck with root parsley, rosehip broth and Savoy cabbage. I could see the happiness in his eyes. He said he had not had such a good duck since Diip ( a small restaurant we owned in Estonia.
For dessert the others had chocolatenemesis with black currant syrup and rasberry jelly and ice cream. Ida ate my dessert, but I was not too sad. For the first I was already full from the two courses and I am not too fond of chocolate desserts.

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We found out that Ida has an expensive taste. It is second time she behaves well in this restaurant (and she is actually in the age where she doesn’t know what “behaving well” means) and she ate. She never eats. By the way, she also slept yesterday and we know she actually doesn’t think highly of sleeping at nights either.
When we left, she also had to tip the waiters/waitresses. He got a five-kroner coin, but the girls were luckier – they got papermoney. In real world it may have been our check, but in a world of a two year old it probably was a (five)hundred bill. That’s how satisfied she was with the dinner. And so were we. It is definately the place you have to eat when visiting Lillehammer.

Arendelle’s in deep, deep, deep, deep snow

When I travel somewhere I never analyze the road, I know the direction and the address and that’s it. GPS is my brain and eyes.The gps showed 3,5h to the destination. Not bad I said to my husband and we hit the road.
At some point the gps started to show the roads up to the mountains. Yes, the same high mountains we had seen from the road. The roads looked narrow, icy and scary. We tried to fight the gps, but when all four mobile devices showed that this is the road to take, we gave in and started the ascent.I have to be honest and say that driving in the middle of a snow field which looked endless, for many miles we had not seen people nor houses (only some hytter, covered in deep snow), and the mountain tops far away made me shiver, I could not be sure if these are the tops where we will be driving next. I got a bit scared, The flat snow field where we were driving now had also been one of those tops up there. The road was going up and down, covered with snow and ice, I understood why they had not recommended to take the trip with summertires in the autumn…

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I was sitting on the backseat and feeling scared, but at the same time I was enjoying the scenery. It was so beautiful. Indescribable and breathtaking, I could understand how this glittering snow and sunshine can in minutes turn into threatening storm and you have nowhere to hide. It felt like in the end of the world. Did I mention already how beautiful it was though?
The Sohlbergsplassen viewing point at Atnsjøen lake I had seen on the photos, but to see it with your own eyes is something different. The platform frames the view towards the lake and the rounded peaks is like from a picture postcard. The place is named after a Norwegian painter Harald Solhberg, the same view appears one of his painting. “Winter’s Night in Rondane”. As a bad photographer it was hard to catch the beauty of the national park on the photos, but I have it on my memory film. You should take the trip and have it on your memory film as well.

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The gps had showed time to destination 3,5h, but it took us 4 hours and 15 minutes. We discovered that another road ( a “normal” road) leads to Rorøs as well, but we thought 5 hours will be too much to drive. But I am glad we didn’t know that with breaks and not the easiest road conditions the shortcut is almost as long, otherwise we had missed so much. It is totally worth visit. Make sure you have on warm clothes, phones fully charged and something to drink and eat. As said, it can easily turn into a storm up there.

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The way back to Lillehammer we decided to be safe and take the “long” way on a “normal” route. 5 hours drive from   Røros along the other side of the valley.  I know that the sun was up already, but we only saw sun for some minutes, when it peaked behind mountains. At 9:30 AM it was still dark. Felt a bit surreal…

A Fairy tale town

I’ve been to Røros once before. 18 years ago. As an exchange student. I cannot say I remember much, but a little piece of Røros handicraft I still have – a  blue glassbottle from local Ceramics Shop, I have always loved it and it has moved with me from Norwy to Estonia, from Tartu to Tallinn. But  this glass bottle is almost everything that I remembered about the town.Of course I knew a bit more, but these are knowledges I have picked up from internet not from that visit many many years ago. The mining town was added to UNESCO’s list of cultural heritage in 1980. The mining history is 333 years old, according to a legend a farmer stumbled on piece of copper ore and the first furnace buildings were completed in 1646.

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You can see and feel the history everywhere. It’s like the houses start to speak to you, telling you about the old timesWhen we went for a walk, it started snowing, it was quietly getting darker and the snow was crunching under our boots. All the houses looked like little dollhouses. I rushed to the first house and wanted to peek in through windows, when I realized that this is not a museum, but someone actually lives there. People in their dollhouse rooms didn’t seem to mind, I guess they are used to tourists who are looking in all the time. I kept forgetting all the time that we are not walking in a museum and so I peeked in through yet another window. An almost naked man smiled at me. “What, a naked man in the museum?” I said surprisingly to my husband and blushed, when I realized (again!) that it was someone’s house!

We continued walking. It was so cozy and romantic. The shops were closed but candles were lit in front of all the shop doors, the streets were decorated with little christmas trees and lights. I felt Christmas spirit sneaking in. I am not a Winter/Christmas* person, but here I couldn’t help thinking about ginger bread and gløgg.

The Røros church from 1784. has been voted as one of ten Must-See objects in Norway by users of TripAdvisor – three years in a row. If you take a photo in front of Hyttklokka (and the church in the background), you have captured the classic Røros motive. The clock was used to notify workers when work started and finished, and was probably used as an alarm as well.

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You know how I have talked about missing good food here in Lillehammer and told you that the only food you get in Norway is kebab and frozen pizza. This is not the case in Røros. If you are a food lover Røros is the place to visit. This is one of the leading regions for locally produced food.Try the nationally acknowledged ecological thickened milk from Rørosmeieriet for breakfast and enjoy smoked mountain fish for lunch. Be spoilt by a five course dinner of French origin. Try a Norwegian sweet with your coffee. Celebrate the food, the culture, the nature.There are a number of restaurants and cafes who serve local food, and several hotels offer this as a part of their included breakfast buffet. 

The local butter was simply one of the best things I have tasted and the julebord from locally produced food (more in next post) tasted heavenly! I take back words about bad (Norwegian) food. I dont think I actually need to explain why Røros is the ultimate destination for Christmas holiday, but if you still are in doubt, you will find more information about activities HERE.  *

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If you are planning a trip to Norway, make sure to visit Røros. I am a bit sad that thanks to the roadtrip over the mountains we  had too little time for exploring the town and visiting museums, shops, the church, but I guess this only means one thing. We have to go back!

*No, no- they don’t celebrate Christmas in February in this charming mining town, it’s just me who’ s sharing the experience with a little bit of delay.

 

Visiting our Norwegian grandma

The highlight of our  Røros visit was stay at Solheim Pensjonat. It is a boarding house from 1939, started by  a lady named Oline  Høsøien, but now owned by five girl friends (who all are craftsmen, which means almost everything done in the house is made by these ladies). From the moment we walked into the house, we understood that they have done everything to preserve the history which comes with the house. One can see old things with soul and stories everywhere, Oline’s photo is also hanging an the wall.
(I see Ida running towards the cupboards and I beg her not to touch and destroy anything. She is so curious. And clumsy.)
Saara welcomes us on the door and I feel I am visiting my Norwegian grandmother. Not that I know how the house of a Norwegian grandmother could look like and Saara doesn’t remind you of a grandmother either, she’s more like the cool girl next door (who welcomes us, because grandma has forgotten to tell us that she had to go away for a few days).
The boarding house/hotel is actually supposed to be closed today, but they have decided to have it open extra because of us. Saara breifly introduces us the 1st floor, shows us to our apartment on the top floor and leaves to the kitchen to prepare us lunch. “I will let you know when the lunch is ready,” she says and dissapears. I keep taking photos like a Japanese tourist. Everything is just so cool. I get a bit a Marty McFly feeling, travelling back in time.
For lunch we get a nice big bowl of hot cauliflower soup, it is one of my favorite foods from Norway (PS: Even Ida eats), we get to taste local beer (the dark one was really good!) and Røros butter (Please send me some kilos!). When we have finished lunch Saara asks what time we would like dinner. I feel bad that we are keeping them busy on a day off and tell that we do not need dinner. Saara says it is out of the question, “Johanna will prepare dinner for you, ” she says and I just have to agree (not that I minded too much).
Before heading for a walk on town, Saara introduces me the rest of the house. I am super excited. First I fell in love with the little bath room with a view to Røros church, then in the family room with retro bunkbeds, then in the small room where I find magazines for men ( I didn’t know this Cosmopolitan/Elle/… type of magazines for men even existed) and finally in the double room with the craziest retro wall cover from the 1950’s. And the small details in every room. Amazing.
When we come back from our walk, Johanna welcomes us with the biggest smile. The candles are lit everywhere (like when we arrived, but now it give a extra warm feeling as it has darkened outside), the sweetest smells come from the kitchen. Johanna apologizes that she may not be ready with dinner exactly at 7. Once again I feel bad that they have to work on a day off, but at the same time I am glad that they did. I ask if we can help somehow, but of course she answers that we just have to enjoy our mini-vacation and she will let us know when everything is ready. While waiting for dinner my husband played with Legos, my daughter rocked to Norwegian Olympic Games song “OL-floka” and I read old magazines. We were like a family from a 1950’s commercial. I don’t know why but I start to think about one of my favorite Norwegian movies called  “Søndags engler”.
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I am shocked when we enter the dining room. Johanna has prepared a real julebord (a traditional Norwegian feast before Christmas) for us. I am speechless. There are pølse and herring, almond potatoes, beetroot salad (with a dressing Ida insists to eat straight from the bowl with her spoon. Note to self: have to get the recipe), christmas ham. Everything from local food. I get such a warm home-feeling and think about Christmas in Haugen with Camilla and Britt-Ida. I smile inside when I hear that the potatoes are from local farmer from Tynset. Tynset so far has been to me a place “in the middle of nowhere” where we built Nord-østredals Videregaede Skole. I didn’t think I ever will hear about this place again and in a totally different context.
We have eaten way too much, but everything was so tasty and we just couldn’t resist. “Room for a dessert?” Johanna says from the kitchen and serves us bowls with ginger marinated pears and icecream.
My husband takes Ida to sleep and I stay for a while to talk to Johanna. We talked about the situation in Europe, the house history, Swedish, Estonian, Finnish and Norwegian cuisine.
“What time to you want breakfast?” she suddenly asks, “Saara told that you have to leave very early.” I shake my head. No, no, no – they do not have to wake up at 5 AM to make us breakfast. They have already been too kind and I cannot thank them for their hospitality. “Are you totally sure?” Johanna asks me three times before she agrees not to make breakfast. We hug and I really get the feeling like I have known her for ages. Like she really is the girl next door from my Norwegian grandma’s.
“If you need help in the summer time, give me a call. I would love to work here,” I tell her. “See you soon,” Johanna sends me good-bye when I head up from the stairs to our cozy little apartment for the night.
We leave at 6 AM next morning. The candles outside are lit (again). Go figure if these were candles from last night or one of the girls has been there to lit them. It snows. But maybe it has been the elves? One cannot exclude this possibility in Roros.
We sit in the car and start our fivehours drive back to Lillehammer. It has been so worth it. When you plan a trip to Røros now (an you do, right?), make sure to vist the grandma’s house with girls next door. They will prove timetravel is made possible. And you will experience hospitality you have not experienced before.

 

Standing outside. If anyone asks, I am outstanding.

I remember one of my first bussiness meetings in Norway when I started working in construction bussiness. I was 10 years younger, 10 kilograms lighter, 10 shades blonder and 10 times more feminine. Skirts and dresses and shoes with high heels were a part of me outfit basics.

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We were asked to a meeting on a construction site. I was wearing a black DKNY dress, strapless sommer shoes and white pearls around my neck. You can image I was the only one dressed like this on that meeting. All the other female were wearing pants and those ugly safety shoes, helmets in their hands. They looked at me like I was an alien. And I felt alien. But in my mind this is how people went to bussiness meetings. Dressed nicely.  It doesn´t probably surprise you that I pretty soon also had to wear helmet and those ugly shoes. There I stood in the middle of the construction site wearing pearls, the ugly safety shoes and the awful helmet.

I learned pretty fast that you don´t dress up when you go to bussiness meetings in Norway. Whether it´s in office or at construction site, restaurant or a hotel lobby. You don´t dress up. Unless you want to stick out like a sore thumb. Or from Eastern Europe. So I learned to use jeans and sneakers or at least dress more casually in Norway.

Well. I was an a maternity leave for  three years. Although you probably don`t expect this from me, but I´ve always felt like construction is what I can. No, not in a plumber, carpenter way and I may not know much about  airtightness of an wooden element or u-value of an aluminium window or other good qualities wood/steel/aluminium/glass may have or not have, but customer relations have always been my strong side. So this year I decided to get back in bussiness ( I feel like Lynette Scavo when I say that – a desperate houswife who wishes to proove she still has it).

Oh, but have I forgotten to mention that I am an Estonian. Who knows Norwegian and for last year has lived in Norway with my family. No, I am not married to a Norwegian. Somhow it is always the next logical question to ask if I am married to a Norwegian when I say I am living in Norway. We are all Estonians.  To make a long story short I just can Norwegian. It has been another advantage I have and led me to where I am at the moment. Back to Lillehammer. Owning a little handicraft shop there.

Although Lillehammer is probably known to most of the world thanks to Olympics in 1994 and now the Youth Olympics 2016, it is a small sleepy town, far far from the city. I mean fashion- and lifestylewise. In actual kilometers it´s only 180kilometers – 2 hours by train from Oslo, the capital of Norway.

I have once earlier made another „fashion mistake“ in Norway. Wearing skirts and high heels in Lillehammer. You don´t wear clothes like this town. You wear your pannebånd, backpack and boots with snowshoe bindings. It is cold, slippery and steep in Lillehammer. In wintertime. Or actually also summertime. That is why „practical comes before fashion“ in this town. Living there for a year now has made me fit in like this. This is how I dress. And of course this is how I dressed for  a bussiness meeting in Oslo today. Go back to the beginning of this post, if you have forgotten the dresscode for Norwegian meetings (and I do have a 10 years experience in this).

When I came to Oslo, I was probably looked like I was an alien. Remember, it is always cold, slippery and steep in Lillehammer, snowshoe bindings are your basic equipment. In Oslo I felt like an idiot when my shoes sounded like a tap dancer´s shoes on pure asphalt. The bindings had to go!

And then I came to the office building of the customer. I have visited their offices n+1 time, but now they had moved to a new building. I honestly felt like a country girl with my backpack and wintershoes, thank God I had forgotten my „topplue“ (the knitted Norwegian hat, which is another basics for my outfit choices in Lillehammer. Remember practical!)

I was the only one dressed let´s say casually, to not make me feel worse, in the building full of people wearing black suits, ties, skirts and dresses. Talk about  a fashion mistake from my side! Have you read the book „How to understand and use a Norwegian“ by Odd Børretzen? ” No? Well, let me summerize for you then. As you can understand from the title, it is about how to understand you are dealing with a Norwegian when you meet him/her in the world. Once upon a time you could recognize a Norwegian by the fact that he/she always wore a backbag and a knitted hat. They were called Ola/Kari Nordmann and they smelled of fish.

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I am just going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.

I didn’t smell of fish and did forget my hat at home, but I definately felt like Kari Nordmann today. So there I stood once again on a bussiness meeting standing out like a sore thumb. This time not as someone from Eastern Europe, but as a country girl first time in the big city. A Norwegian poet Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson has decribed Oslo as dangerous for people from the countryside going there for the first time. Today I understand the town can be dangerously fashionable. Maybe not compared to fashion capitals of the world. But definately compared to Lillehammer.

And I swear to God, Peer Gynt was waiting for a train on Oslo S. He probably also was back to safe little hometown of Lillehammer after a bussiness meeting. I wondered if his meeting had been in same fancy bussiness district as mine or in a more hipster environment of Grünerløkka?